They Call Me Jesus

Engels | Paperback | 9781481835930 | 23 januari 2014 | 220 pagina's

SECURE YOUR AFTERLIFE NOW.With the price of admission, you are guaranteed a one-way ticket to hell. There's no deal on Earth like it. Do you want to spend eternity in the Kingdom of darkness but don't want to have to commit any real sins like murder or sodomy? Never before has this kind of deal been offered. All you have to do is pay the fee to purchase this book and your afterlife will be secured no matter how many orphans you feed or puppies you pet. Claim your ticket to Hell with proof of purchase over at www.RottingHorse.comA parody of parables for the new ages.Join Jesus Christ on an adventure throughout the centuries as he joins forces with an unlikely immortal ally to expose the true faces of evil. A wicked group of beings who call themselves, The Craftsmen. Enjoy this timeless tale of revenge and denial as Jesus delivers his own brand of holy justice.This exclusive FIRST DRAFT is available now for those who want to experience the artistic process. Written in 30 days in November of 2012 as part of National Novel Writers Month, we've done no more than some minor proofreading. There are typos and other issues in this novel but none that we find too critical to stop us from letting you take a look behind the curtain. This is writing in its PUREST FORM. When you go to your local drug dealers for your sick soul indulgences you don't say, ''I'd like extra baking soda in my crack cocaine please. I'd like some extra water in my heroin spoon.'' You want 100% straight dope and that's what you're getting here. All that really matters is you pay your fare, get your ticket and take the ride. What's really being sold here is your soul. You only get one afterlife, what are you going to do with it?**The final product may be very different from what you purchase. Ticket holders will also receive physical copies of all revisions as well as the final product at no extra cost.

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